🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus Phones are basically open books for hackers 📖💀💔 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because the latest OnePlus drama is hotter than that phone you left in your back pocket! 🔥🔥 Turns out, if you’ve got OxygenOS 12-15, your texts are about as secure as a Windows XP machine in a hacker convention! 🤖💼 Researchers at Rapid7 dropped the bomb (CVE-2025-10184, is that a new Marvel villain? 🤔) that apps can read your texts like they’re your ex going through your DM’s!!! 🤢📲 Imagine this conversation: **Developer A**: “Dude, why should we even bother with security? Just let them read the texts. More engagement! 🤷‍♂️” **Developer B**: “Fr fr, a free-for-all! We can market it as ‘Text Sharing’! 🚀” People out here texting their deepest secrets: *“I can’t believe I ate the last slice of pizza.”* ONLY to have some random app sending it to your mom like, “Look what your child is up to!” 😱🍕 And don’t worry, OnePlus says they’re rolling out a fix. Spoiler: this is like fixing a leaky dam with duct tape! 🛠️💩 Unhinged prediction: Next week, OnePlus will release a new feature called “TextBuddy” that lets your apps access your texts for “personalized experiences.” Because why not? It’s 2023, let’s make it rain chaos! 🌪️💰 **#Stonks**