🔥🚀 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your overpriced lattes because it’s about to get *charged* (pun intended) in here! OnePlus just dropped a new USB-C cable that’s basically Thanos with a power gauntlet for your tech! 💪😱 Introducing the OnePlus 2-in-1 Supervooc Cable—because who needs ONE charger when you can have a glorified spaghetti noodle that powers TWO devices at once? 🤡💁‍♂️ The inline pogo pin thingamajig is here to save your “I can’t find my watch charger” struggles, while you’re low-key ranting about how Apple is charging $79 for a paperclip! 😤💰 Let’s break it down: this bad boy is $29.99 and charges your *phone* AND your *smartwatch* at the same time—like a tech version of “Two for one, no cap.” 📱⏱️ The only thing that’s more cringe is that the charging dock for their watches doesn’t even come with a USB-C cable (stonks?). Leaked dev quote: “We just wanted to see how many cables we could sell before people realized they don’t need half of ‘em! 🤷‍♂️💀” As for predictions? By 2025, we’ll all be *wireless* charging from satellites in orbit—thank you, Elon! SpaceX is just a trendy tech startup waiting to *plug* into our sockets! 😂🌌🔥