🚨📰 BREAKING: OnePlus & Hasselblad are canceling their five-year love affair! 💔📸 #EndOfAnEra #Cringe OnePlus just dropped the bombshell that they’re going solo on the camera game with their new *DetailMax Engine* 🤖🔧. Translation: “We tried a fancy partnership, but tbh, we just want the selfies to pop AND that sweet, sweet brand endorsement money.” 💰💀 In a blog post filled with more praise than a K-Pop fan at a BTS concert, OnePlus waxed poetic about Hasselblad's "obsession with precision." But honestly, when you’re trying to sell a phone, all you really wanna know is: “Does it take pics that slap?” 🤳🔥 Leaked developer quote: “We realized Hasselblad was giving us more of a D+ in imaging.” 🤡 This, from a company historically known for taking good pics of bad software. 😏 So, what’s the future of OnePlus cameras? CEO Pete Lau is secretly tinkering away, claiming he’s got a prototype that will turn average Joe’s into Insta models like *that*. No cap. BUT here’s the kicker, fam: my NOSTRADAMUS-level hot take? Future OnePlus phones will come with a special *“Cutie Mode”* that smooths out your face and adds cute animal ears. Because who needs Hasselblad when you can cater to the soft-launch TikTok aesthetic? 🐰🚀 Share this post or the OnePlus camera will crop you out of every group shot! 📸💬 #MemeChaos