🚨💥 BREAKING: OnePlus drops TWO new gadgets to get your summer vibin’! ☀️💀 Callin’ the Watch 3 and Buds 4 the “ultimate duo for complicated bathroom selfies” 🤳😅—so you can flex on your friends while kinda pretending you’re not just lounging in the bathroom. First up, the OnePlus Watch 3 is so small that it's basically a smartwatch for ants. 🐜🥴 The only thing smaller than the watch face is your interest in its features! If your wrist is bigger than a toddler's, sorry, fam—this ain’t for you! Now let’s talk about the Buds 4. 🎧💸 They claim to deliver *just okay* sound and *barely* mediocre noise cancellation. Stonks? 🤨 Nah, more like cringe. If you’re looking for the sound of mediocre mid-range vibes, then put on your Buds 4 and seethe with discontent! 😤🚀 Rumor has it the lead designer was heard mumbling, “It’s fine, it’s fine,” while hiding behind a pile of receipts from last week’s BBQ. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By summer’s end, OnePlus will just slap a "Summer Slim Down Sale" label on the Watch 3, and call it a day, leaving behind more dissatisfaction than a high school relationship. 💔💀 So, grab your Buds 4 and get ready for the audible disappointment! #OnePlus #Watch3 #Buds4 #ThisIsFine #SummerDoomscrolling 📉💥