🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus has just yeeted the $900+ OnePlus 15 into the world like it’s a TikTok dance trend no one asked for! 💸💀 Feast your eyes on that Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 chip powering your dreams (or nightmares) and a 6.78" screen with a 165Hz refresh rate that screams "I promise my graphics card is better than your ex’s excuses" 🤡🔥. But WAIT! Just when you’re ready to lift your wallet, Uncle Sam had to jump in with a government shutdown delay because, apparently, even tech launches can’t survive politics. 😩🤦‍♂️ #ThisIsFine Meanwhile, the OnePlus 15 claims it has top-tier gaming performance… like who are we kidding? I can barely level up in Angry Birds without a panic attack! 🐦💥 “Just connect it to your TV like a universal remote,” they said; “It’ll be fun,” they said. MORE LIKE STOP GIVING ME HOPE! 🤬👾 Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to put everything but sustainability in this phone. Turns out we can’t charge it AND save the planet. Coping like it's a sad meme." 😭💔 Prediction alert 🚀: The OnePlus 15 will soon have a launch party where half the attendees are just vapes and people waiting for the WiFi to connect. No cap, bet! 💯💥 #Stonks #CringeFest