🏴‍☠️💀 BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus is back at it again, folks! 🚨 If you thought they were done with their annual "Who Cares?" smartphone drop, think again! Enter the OnePlus 15 - aka the “Why Bother?” edition. 🥱 So, like, the OnePlus 15 has a BIGGER BATTERY. Wow, how groundbreaking! 🔋😲 Did they accidentally discover time travel? Who cares if the camera is still stuck in 2020? 🤳 The OnePlus 13’s 48MP camera is literally spitting out pics like daddy Elon launching stonks into space... 🚀 Meanwhile, the OnePlus 15 is just out here flexing its battery life like “Hey look, I can last longer than your last relationship!” 💔😂 💥 “Honestly dude, the OnePlus 15 is just OnePlus 13 wearing a bigger battery like a new set of AirPods,” said an imaginary dev who definitely isn't crying in his basement right now 🥲. 🤣🔥 Next up: OnePlus announces the OnePlus 16 that’s actually just your old OnePlus 13, but it’s GOLD PLATED - bling bling, baby! 💰💸 Are we living in a simulation? This is fine! 🤡 Prediction time: In 2025, OnePlus will drop the OnePlus 25, and it'll just be a coupon for a free battery replacement. STONKS! 📉📈🔥