🚨🔥 HOLD UP, BLAST OFF ALERT! 🔥🚨 OnePlus just dropped a nuclear bomb of boring news: the OnePlus 15 is STRAPPED with a 7,300 mAh battery. Yes, you heard that right — this phone's battery is more powerful than your last three relationships combined 💔💥. 💡💭 “How big is that?” you might ask. Well, folks, that’s enough juice to run a small village… or at least binge all 7 seasons of *Game of Thrones* without ever succumbing to the dreaded low-battery anxiety! 😂📱 #FirstWorldProblems In a leaked call (totally real, not fake news), a OnePlus developer mumbled, “We just kept throwing batteries at it until we got tired.” STONKS! 💰📈 Honestly, I don’t even know what to do with 7,300 mAh... charge my car? 💦🚗 Or maybe use it to keep my hopes and dreams alive? 😤💭 Meanwhile, we’re waiting for that Nokia phone from 2000 with 10,000 mAh to show up and just roast the OnePlus 15 like “Is this a joke?” 🤡💀. So mark your calendars for the launch! But remember, folks: with great battery life comes great responsibility. One misstep and you’ll end up as the cringe meme of charging your phone just to scroll TikTok 🤖📲. 🔥 HOT TAKE: OnePlus 15 will spark a revolution where everyone starts charging their phones just once a week. Can you even imagine?! 🚀💥 You heard it here first!