🚨📱 BREAKING: OnePlus is ready to bless us with the OnePlus 15, dropping in the US on NOVEMBER 13TH like it’s the new iPhone’s sad little brother 🥲. Get ready to fork over your cash for this shiny, overpriced brick powered by the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5! Yup, that’s right, “Elite,” because calling it a “slightly better chip” would hurt its feelings 😢. At the Snapdragon Summit (👀👀), OnePlus and Qualcomm were basically like that meme of Drake pointing: “We love to redefine tech! But only when your wallet is feeling LIGHT! 💸💸” 🔊 Leaked developer quote: "Yeah, we just slapped a fancy chip on last year's design. Call it a day!" 💀🔥 If you're still using a flip phone, you might as well cope with those "Nokia Tough Guy" memes, because your time has expired! 🕒🔚 But let’s be real, fr fr, this whole thing feels like buying a new couch when the old one just has a few crumbs on it. THE REAL STONKS moment is when they start adding 5 more cameras for NO REASON, and we all pretend to care. 👀📷 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The OnePlus 15 will *definitely* have a setting that turns it into a portable toaster. Why? Because tech is going for the last laugh, baby! 🔥🍞 #OnePlus15 #MobileToaster2023