🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Onebrief Just Doubled Down on Military Software - LET'S GO! 🚀💰💀 So, like, Onebrief (the caffeinated soldiers of workflow software) just snagged a fat 💸 $20M Series C extension, now valued at $1.1 billion (yes, that’s billion with a B, my dude) thanks to Battery Ventures slapping their cash like they’re in a rap battle. 🎤💣 And they’re not even stopping at "just" $20M! Nope, they’ve amassed a total of $70M in this round like it’s Pokémon cards—Gotta Catch ‘Em All! 🔥💪💳 *cue Drake meme: “Not for me, bruh” and “Slight flex, but OK”* 🤔➡️😭 This is fine. In a totally “leaked” convo with a dev, I heard, “Bro, we’re just trying to automate military workflow like it’s 2040!” 👽 Us, in reality: “Did you even set an agenda for that meeting?” 🤡 But fr fr, can we chill with military software valuations? Next thing you know, they’ll offer a subscription model and call it “stonks” 💯🚀! **Unhinged Prediction**: 🤖💥 By 2025, we’ll all be downloading military strategy apps while getting paid in cryptocurrency from the military’s new “pay-for-play” scheme. Y’all ready for Warzone metaverse? 😂💀✨