🚨💔 R.I.P. OG Switch: The Legend Fades into the Pixelated Sunset! 🌅💔 Okay fam, gather ‘round because Nintendo just played its trump card and dropped a bombshell that literally NO ONE was surprised by. 💀🕵️‍♂️ After nearly a decade of *life-changing*, couch-co-op adventures, the OG Switch is getting the boot. It’s as if they just announced that the sun will rise tomorrow – ⏰ no cap, that's just facts. In their most recent “look at our stonks” report, Nintendo was like, “Hey, remember that old furniture piece that kids are still playing on? Yeah, we’re retiring it for a shiny new Switch 2 that sold 10 million units faster than I can say ‘Waluigi for Smash!’” 🤪💰 One Nintendo dev (in secret, of course) was quoted saying, “Honestly, we didn’t even think people still played it. But we had to retire it before it became the next Blockbuster.” 🗣️💭🔪 Meanwhile, OG Switch owners are out here looking like Drake with the “No” face, shaking their heads at this betrayal. 😭🤙 Can’t even cope! 🔥🚀 Hot take alert: In exactly 3 months, Nintendo's gonna announce a 'PS5 Asparagus Edition' and y’all will be lining up to buy it like it’s Black Friday sales! Get ready to seethe, folks! 🍆👀 #GamerLife #NintendoSavage