🚨🐸 Y’all, hold the sleep pills, because Google is bringing the *spiciest* features to the Pixel Phone app, and it’s about to get real chaotic! 🤡🔥 Say goodbye to the boring “just another Google news” drivel because we’re rolling out call recording and Android Auto access! I mean, why bother with privacy when you can eavesdrop on your friends’ conspiracy theories, amirite? 😂 But wait—there’s more! 🌍 Google is finally expanding globally because apparently just terrorizing us in the U.S. wasn’t enough fun! Like, who’s next? The moon? 🚀 Hit that “gimme” button to record your friend’s bad singing while they’re driving! 🗣️💀 Imagine this: “Hey bro, remember when you tried to serenade me at 2 AM? Let me just play that back for you while I drive your cringe into oblivion!” 🤣💔 📢 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE*: “We *totally* had to figure out how to make Android Auto not just a glorified GPS for your 60-year-old uncle.” - A Concerned Pixel Developer In case you were wondering, the *tech stonks* 🚀 are going up because let’s face it, Google’s finally making the Pixel phones less of an obscure art project and more of a “how to embarrass your friends” machine. So grab your popcorn 🍿 and get ready for the *ultimate* Pixel glow-up because phones are now getting audibly chaotic! 🔊 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google will be making calls for you. No cap. 😎🤖