🎉🚀 BREAKING: OpenAI JUST dropped new open-weight LLMs and the internet is losing it! 🤖🔥 It's been six long years since we got a taste of their last model (remember GPT-2?? Yeah, me neither...). Now, here come the new kids on the block: gpt-oss-120b and gpt-oss-20b! 🥳💰💀 But wait, don't get TOO hyped! This ain't your momma's open-source. Nah, fam, OpenAI is just serving up the weights. That's right, just the NUMBERS, folks! I mean, what are we gonna do with weights, run a gym? 🤡 In a leaked meeting, one developer was heard saying: "Yeah, we just wanted to give the devs something to argue about on Twitter, lol." 😂✌️ Meanwhile, Professor Benjamin C. Lee tried explaining the difference between "open-weight" and "open-source" but we know what you really care about—those juicy stonks! 💹 This is fine… right? 🐸 So if you're ready to embrace the chaos, download those weights and let the meme-age begin. 🤔🤔 Who needs AGI for all of humanity when we can just flex our new LLM toys? 💪🚀 My unhinged prediction? In two weeks, we’ll see TikTok dances to "Weights Distribution" and meme artists will be charging us GIGACOIN for prints! Mark my words, this is gonna be WILD! 🔥💥 #OpenWeights #LLMChaos