🚨📦 *BREAKING MEME NEWS* 📦🚨: Amazon is throwing a sneaky 3-for-2 sale, and no, it’s NOT a new plot twist for a cringy rom-com 💔💰. You heard that right: if you buy 3 eligible items, you get the cheapest one FREE! 🤯🙌 That’s like finding a secret level in a game you thought was just a tutorial! 💻🎮 Listen up, fam! 💁‍♀️ While you’re planting your online shopping seeds, just remember: it’s only cool if the items you add are worth the price of admission 🍿. It’s basically a “get 3 for the price of 2” sale, which is just corporate-BS for “we made the price confusing so you’ll be like ‘wow, what a deal!’” 🤡. A leaked convo from an Amazon dev: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “So we just disguise the savings with a meme-worthy sale name?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bruh, they’ll eat it up like avocado toast on Instagram.” 🥑📸 But wait—this ‘Prime Day magic’ is just another ploy to distract you while they figure out how to deliver your packages via drone while yeeting your credit card info into the void 🚀💳. 🔥Hot take incoming: In 5 years, we’ll all be *expected* to do our grocery shopping with VR headsets while dodging Amazon’s AI-driven marketing bots that know your life better than you do. Stay woke, fam! 😤👾 #Stonks #MemeMoney