🚨🥱 *BREAKING NEWS* from the *Yawn Patrol*! 🍏💤 Apple is *actually* letting older Apple Watch models join the Sleep Score club! 🎉💥 I know, I know, hold your applause because this plot twist is more riveting than watching paint dry. *Picture it*: you’re lounging in your bed like “This is fine” 😌🔥, and Apple drops the bomb that your *vintage* Apple Watch 6 can still track your nightly snooze fest. *Cue the galaxy brain explosion* 💥🌌—who wouldn’t want to see that 3 AM stare at the ceiling scored out of 100? 📊😱 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, we just didn’t want mad grandmas throwing their watches at us over FaceTime.” 🤷‍♂️📱 That’s the spirit, Timmy! The compatibility list looks like it’s got more models than a high school yearbook committee 📖😅—can someone please *tell* the Series 1 to just retire already? But let's be real: if your sleep isn’t getting a higher score than your GPA, are you even living? 🤔💀 **🔥Prediction Alert🔥**: In 2025, Apple will announce the Seriously Awake feature—your watch literally hugging you to get out of bed. 🚀📈💰 Don't @ me.