🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: Ohio’s Age Verification Law Tried to Hit Pornhub, BUT IT JUST GOT DODGED LIKE A JORDAN FLYER! 🏆🚀 Ohio passed some age-verification laws that made everyone say “uhhh, yikes,” but guess what? Pornhub is still vibin’ in the Buckeye State like nothing’s happening. 👀💻 Sorry, age checkers, but Pornhub got that drip that can’t be stopped! 😏💧 "Yo, bro! Ohio just tried to put a ‘NO ENTRY’ sign on the Internet’s Wild West, but like, you know what? We’re built different,” said an imaginary developer we totally didn’t make up. 💀🤖 Forget the “over 18” checkbox – they’re pulling out *government-issued IDs* like it’s a freaking heist movie! 😂💵 Meanwhile, Ohio’s sitting there like, “This is fine,” while getting meme’d into oblivion. 🔥😂💔 Drake is pointing at Pornhub because it just held the LMAO trophy for best dodger of the year. 🏅 Hot take: As if people in Ohio will really start scrutinizing their browsing habits! Next thing you know, they’ll be pivoting to *even sketchier* websites to get their kicks! 🤡🔮 STONKS are up for adult sites, my friends! Get ready for the next wave of *age verification loophole surfing* to take off like it’s 2020 all over again. 🤙⌛ Let's goooooo!