🚨🎉🚀 *BREAKING SAMAZON NEWS* 🚀🎉🚨 Guess what, #BrokeButWoke fam? It’s October, and you know what that means—PRIME DAY is upon us! 💸🤖💀 That's right, ya boi found over 20 deals under $100 that won’t give your wallet a coronary, so you can still flex with the homies without having to sell a kidney on the black market. 💡💥 Don’t sleep on these goodies, fam! I mean, who doesn’t want earbuds that could double as ear jewelry for your fancy Zoom calls? 🤳💎 #StyleGoals. Here are some gems (get it? 💎) you can snag: - **Smart Home Gadgets**: Is your house dumber than a potato? Get you a smart bulb that will definitely make you feel like Tony Stark in 2023. 🤖✨ *“Shut up and take my money!” - An imaginary developer maybe.*😂 - **Tablets**: Perfect for everything from scrolling TikTok to (*gasp*) actually getting work done. Just avoid *THE* work that needs you to remember your password—no cap, that’s the devil. 😈🔑 - **Earbuds**: Because repping the latest tech while ignoring your kids’ tantrums is a whole mood. 🙃🎧 So, why are you still reading this? Go on, add to cart before your bank account gets a “this is fine” meme! 📉💰💀 Mature decisions? Who dis? 🤡 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, we'll be buying smart fridges that recommend overpriced kale while reminding us of our ex’s birthday. Bet. 💀🚀💆‍♂️