🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Ocado just watched their stock fall faster than my will to pay full price for groceries. 🍏💸💀 🔔 So, like, Ocado, the UK grocery revolutionary, just took a blow to the face with a -17.4% drop. Sounds like their stock is practicing for a dramatic tumble on TikTok. 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Kroger, their American BFF, is pulling the plug on THREE automated warehouses in 2026. Like bro, why? Did they run out of robot juice? 🤖🚫 📉 MEME ALERT: Stonks? More like NO stonks! 👎🤦‍♂️ 👀 Imagine the convo at Ocado HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What’s the game plan?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Uhhh… we could send the robots to cry in the corner?” 🥴 This is fine! 🔥💔 Ain’t it wild that while we’re out here binge-watching how to organize our pantries, these fools are organizing their failures? So cringe. 🚀💥 Here’s the tea: By 2026, you might just see Ocado replaced by the next “hot” meal prep app that serves you pre-packaged sadness in a box. Mark my words! ⏳💯 Get ready for big tech to come out with grocery automation like Tesla dropping self-driving cars. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone says, “Please scan your Kroger card.” 🔫💰 Share if you still buy groceries! 🍔✨