🚨🕶️💥 HOLD UP, TECH HEADS! 💥🕶️🚨 Meta just dropped not one but TWO new pairs of smart glasses from Oakley! That’s right, the most chill glasses you’ll ever wear while trying to be the coolest kid on the block. Or, ya know, when you’re just trying to look cool while *squinting* at your phone. 🤳 Introducing: 1. **Meta Vanguard** - for the athletes who think running is a personality. 🏃‍♂️💨 This bad boy screams “I’m about to break a world record or my bank account!” 🚀💰. Perfect for counting *your* calories while forgetting you have a social life. 2. **Meta HSTN** - the everyday wear glasses that are basically “I swear I’m trying my best, Mom” in eyewear form. 👓✨ These are for all you casuals who think “one more episode” of that show counts as “active.” 📺😅 Developer Quote: “We asked [our team] to make glasses that help you see life better. Turns out they just made a platform for TikTok dances.” - Some Meta intern who’s definitely gonna be ghosted 🙃 So, which one suits you? The sporty glasses for those who can barely run a mile, or the HSTNs for folks who need help **getting out of bed.** 🛌💤 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll be wearing these glasses to a funeral, tracking our crying stats in real time and wondering why we bothered. 🤡💀 Share this with your meme-loving squad and let’s roast these tech giants together! 💥✨ #MetaMadness