🔥🚀 BREAKING: Oakley x Meta just dropped some futuristic spectacles that are basically the love child of Tony Hawk and a Roomba 🤖💀! Say goodbye to those cringey “smart” glasses that make you look like a wannabe Tony Stark with terrible life choices. No cap, these *Vanguard* bad boys promise to serve up AI shortcuts so you can score big on game day while vibing like a total legend. 🏅😎 But can we take a moment to appreciate the irony here? Meta is trying to be sporty while simultaneously dodging that metaverse flop sweat💦. Like, bro, take a knee! 🏈💰 The only sport they excel at is making Big Tech look like that meme of “this is fine” 🤡🔥. *Leaked Developer Chat:* 👤 Dev A: "Dude, we just slapped a camera on some Oakleys and called them 'smart.'" 👤 Dev B: "All I did was add *AI* and now we can charge 3X the price? Stonks! 💸" So if you’re ready to dazzle the streets while pretending you’re training for the Olympics but really just scrolling TikTok, the *Oakley Meta Vanguard* is your new BFF! #FutureIsNow fr fr... but also kinda cringe 😅. **Hot Take**: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing these while playing VR sports in the *real* metaverse, and the only exercise we’ll get is the cardio from laughing at how dumb we look! 💀🚀🤣