🚨💥 ATTENTION ATHLETES! 💥🚨 Are you tired of glasses that scream "I only run for the bus"? 🤡💨 Say hello to the Oakley Meta Vanguard! Oh yes, the * (insert dramatic drumroll) * smart glasses that might actually have you looking cool while you break a sweat. Forget the last poorly-rated overpriced tech junk—this is a glow-up, fam. 💰🔥 👀 Cuz, like, Meta's finally catching on! These bad boys come equipped with a 12-megapixel camera and a 122° angle lens! That’s more angles than your ex's excuses. 😂🤦‍♂️ But *WAIT*, there’s more! They’re practically begging to be swapped out mid-marathon like, “Oops, did I just drop the new blue lenses on a sweaty dude's face? LMAO!” 🤣 🍕 As one leaked developer was heard mumbling, “Bro, it’s basically like strapping a GoPro to your face. You can make those cringey workout videos everyone loves to roast on TikTok.” No cap. 🔥📹 But hold up, what’s Meta’s endgame? Is Mark Zuckerberg just trying to watch us all fail IRL while he watches from the comfort of his virtual throne? 🚀 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, Meta will release specs that auto-edit videos in real-time with a feature called “CRINGE BUSTING” which removes all your fails—so basically, they’ll just make you look perfect. Fr fr, if you’re buying these, prepare to have your reality vlogged. 📸💀🔥 Share this with your workout buddy before the gym gets taken over by *META-roids*! 🎉