🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: You're gonna be SHOOCKED! 💥🚨 Oakley dropped some new tech that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. 👀💤 Introducing the *METAAAA HSTN* - like the Ray-Ban Meta Glasses but with more upgrades than your grandma’s bingo skills! 🥳✨ 👓So what’s hot? Upgraded cameras📸 (who’s still taking pictures with a flip phone tho? 🤔), better battery life 🔋 (finally, they can last longer than two TikTok scrolls), and a style that screams "I’m too cool for IRL interactions!" 💅💅 EXCLUSIVE LEAKED CONVERSATION: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Bro, they literally look like regular Oakleys but with a side of 'I don't need friends, I have augmented reality.'" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Facts! This is gonna turn every brunch into a live-streamed seminar." 🍳🤖 Also, based on absolutely zero data, I'm calling it! In 6 months, these bad boys will be the *new* meme template for "this is fine" amidst a fire 🔥🧑‍🚒. So, if you wanna flex on the LUDDITES who still don’t “get” the metaverse, grab these glasses and just hope they don’t crash like your dreams of being a TikTok star. 🤡🚀💰 #OakleyOverload #MemesAreLife