
๐ Oakley Meta HSTN: Smart glasses so fire, even your eyes get a promotion! ๐ฅ๐ #FutureIsLit
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING NEWS: You're gonna be SHOOCKED! ๐ฅ๐จ Oakley dropped some new tech thatโs about as exciting as watching paint dry. ๐๐ค Introducing the *METAAAA HSTN* - like the Ray-Ban Meta Glasses but with more upgrades than your grandmaโs bingo skills! ๐ฅณโจ ๐So whatโs hot? Upgraded cameras๐ธ (whoโs still taking pictures with a flip phone tho? ๐ค), better battery life ๐ (finally, they can last longer than two TikTok scrolls), and a style that screams "Iโm too cool for IRL interactions!" ๐ ๐ EXCLUSIVE LEAKED CONVERSATION: ๐จโ๐ป Developer #1: "Bro, they literally look like regular Oakleys but with a side of 'I don't need friends, I have augmented reality.'" ๐จโ๐ป Developer #2: "Facts! This is gonna turn every brunch into a live-streamed seminar." ๐ณ๐ค Also, based on absolutely zero data, I'm calling it! In 6 months, these bad boys will be the *new* meme template for "this is fine" amidst a fire ๐ฅ๐งโ๐. So, if you wanna flex on the LUDDITES who still donโt โgetโ the metaverse, grab these glasses and just hope they donโt crash like your dreams of being a TikTok star. ๐คก๐๐ฐ #OakleyOverload #MemesAreLife