👀💥BREAKING NEWS! The Oakley Meta HSTN cameras just dropped their “high-res” nuggets, and the *Ray-Ban Metas* are out there like “Um, OK, boomer.” 🤡📸 So like, Oakley thinks they’re *the* top dog 🐶 in the smart glass game, flexing their pixel power like it’s 2030, but are we really ready to swap our smooth Ray-Bans for a pair of high-definition HSTN spectacles? 🤔🤖 👉 Leaked Developer Quote Alert 🚨: “We wanted Oakley to be meta and transcendent, but the only thing transcendent is their price tag!” 💰💀 You hear that? Oakley's in the gym getting ripped while Ray-Ban's chillin' like “This is fine, we have history.” *Drake pointing meme* to Ray-Bans for the win, fr fr! 🎤✨ Here’s the tea ☕: higher resolution is cool and all, but does it feature TikTok’s latest trend? Nah, fam! Is it gonna help you look like a real-life Tony Stark? No cap! 👨‍🚀💥 Predictions? In 2024, we’ll all be wearing glasses that double as mood rings and TikTok editors! Prepare for the glow-up! 🌈🔥 Share this chaos with your squad because who doesn’t love a little tech drama? 🚀😏 #SmartGlassesGlowUp