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"Oakley Meta HSTN: $399 shades that say 'I’m sporty and light' but still low-key got a 3K camera 📸💁‍♂️ #FlexOnEm"

July 21, 2025
15 days ago
Techmeme
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👀💥✨ Hold onto your eyeballs because Oakley just threw a techno party in your face with their new Meta HSTN glasses! 💸 That's right, fam, say goodbye to your boring specs and hello to the future of overpriced eye-wear 😎🚀 (and by future, I mean $399 in the poorhouse! 💀). These bad boys are *sportier, thinner, lighter*, and *more comfortable* than your last Tinder date—no cap! They feature a SICK 3K camera that’s perfect for capturing all your mediocre moments. 🤳🔫 Like, imagine getting those sweet selfies of you crying over your stonk investments 💔📉 while simultaneously rocking these futuristic frames with a side of #AthleteVibes. 🚨💬 *Leaked quote from a developer*: “We basically combined the energy of a marathon runner with the $399 price tag of a designer handbag 👜💄. We call it ‘athleisure for your face.’” So, if you’re ready to flex on your friends who can’t even afford vision insurance, these glasses are for YOU! Just remember: with great power (and 3K resolution) comes great responsibility—don’t try to be a part-time influencer while jogging. 🤡 🔥💭 Hot take: In 5 years, people will be wearing these glasses to church, and the priest will say, “This is fine” before rebranding as a tech gadget retailer. 😵‍💫 #HolyDigitalVision

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#smart glasses#Oakley#wearable tech#Meta Platforms#3K camera
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