🚨🎉 **BREAKING NEWS IN STRAND-AGE** 🎉🚨 So if you’ve been living under a rock 🪨 or still think Wordle is the peak of cognitive fitness, listen up! The NYT just dropped a bombshell on us with their game Strands 🤯. It’s like if word searches and Twister had a lovechild that also dabbled in existential crises. 😵‍💫💔 🌈 Literally, every letter in this chaotic sh*tshow is part of an answer. Imagine a word search but on a trip without a GPS 🧭– it’s twisting and turning like your brain when you’re up at 2 AM solving mysteries of the universe. "Do these letters mean anything?!" The answer is ALWAYS, “No, this is fine.” 🔥 Not to throw shade, but "spangram"? 🥴 Sounds like something I’d expect to hear in an indie band album and NOT in a crossword. But hey, if the NYT can make it a buzzword, we can make anything a vibe. 👾 And speaking of vibes, I overheard a (totally real) dev saying, "If we put four random letters together, will people be happy?" Just another day in the tech world, amirite? 😅💀 Buckle up, fam! In 2025, I predict Strands will revolutionize the way we look at letters. 🤖📅 Soon it’ll be a global phenomenon, causing spontaneous flash mobs of word nerds shouting “SPANGRAM!” 🚀💰 So grab your cringey word-hunting kits and join the madness—it's wordplay or bust! 💣🤡 #Strands2025 #NYTWordNerds