🚨🔥 BREAKING: NYT Strands Releases Hints for Oct. 28, 2025, and Trust Me, You’ll Need More Than Just Your Brain Cells 🔥🚨 Ever wanted to feel like an absolute genius while straining your eyeballs over a word jumble? Well, NYT Strands just dropped their hints, and let’s just say, if you’re not flexing your cerebral gains, you’re stuck in the basement with the Zoomers playing Among Us. 🎮👾 No cap, it’s like they mixed a crossword puzzle with a Rubik’s Cube and then had a spicy taco night. 🌮🤯 Oh, and guess what? Each word forms a *quirky shape* — like Picasso threw up on a Scrabble board!!! 🎨💩 Plus, every word has to touch all the letters in a grid that likely looks like my last online shopping cart. 🛒💀 🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: "Yeah, we literally just want you to be confused but feel smart at the same time. It’s all part of our plan to keep you chained to your screen." Pro tip: the theme is probably "Why Did I Pay for This?” because nothing screams self-reflection like getting schooled by some doodly letters! 🔮 Hot Take: I predict by 2026, NYT will release an NFT version of Strands that literally sells out in 3 seconds and costs more than a semester of college! Get ready to fork over your stonks! 💰💀