🚨🧩 **BREAKING NEWS: NYT Mini Crossword Stealing Our Hype!** 🚨🧩 So you thought you could just *exist* in your cozy little world without battling the brain-bending riddle of the NYT Mini Crossword? Think again, fam! 😱🌀 It's Sunday, time to level up your mental game, or at least get schooled by your grandma who’s dropping knowledge like it's hot! 🔥👵 One "legend" claimed he set a new speed record *”no cap"* and also discovered the word "psithurism," which he fully intends to unleash at the next family reunion like "hey, Karen, what’s up with your psithurism?!" Just imagine the cringe! 🤡😂 Wordle? Strands? The Connections squad? They’re ALL lit right now! 💰📈 Meanwhile, everyone’s just trying not to seethe and cope with their crossword skills while looking like a newbie in this brutal arena of wordsmithery. 👀 **Leaked developer quote:** “We just want to send users into a crossword existential crisis. No cope, just vibes.” 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2030, crossword puzzles will be the new Olympic sport, and Twitter will implode from the hot takes! Get that medal for “Crossword Crossover: Summer Edition”! 🥇💀#Stonks #ThisIsFine Share this if you're ready to drop psithurism into every text! 🚀💬