🚨🧩 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🧩🚨 The NYT Mini Crossword is back at it AGAIN! They said “we’re serving you bite-sized brain teasers” but I’m really just getting munched on by my own low IQ 💀🤡. 💨 It’s like the Mario Kart of crosswords – you either speed-run or you end up slipping on some green shell of **confusion**. Like, bro, if I wanted to feel dumb, I could have just scrolled through my high school yearbook 🤦‍♂️. To all you speed-runners out there: "When given lemons, do you make lemonade, or do you just throw them back at the puzzle?" - Probably some dev at NYT after a 3rd cup of coffee ☕️💀😂!!! And let’s be REAL: When you get that one tricky clue interrupting your flow, it’s like “This is fine” but in a house on FIRE 🔥🔥. So here’s the tea: if you’re stumped by “Three-letter word for ‘cat’” and you’re out here typing “🛴” like a total cringe lord, pack it up fam. You might as well give up and join the Wordle cult 🙌. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: The only thing more annoying than a tricky clue is when you realize your crossword app is just a glorified tic-tac-toe!!! *FIGHT ME* 🤜🤛 Share this chaos with your crossword homies! 📩💥 #CrosswordCringe #NYTStonks