🧩✨Yo, welcome to the CONSPIRACY THEORIST CROSSWORD EDITION! 🚀💰 Today's Mini Crossword is giving major cringe energy, and if you don't think so, then fr fr, you're just out here vibing in a basic bubble. 🤡💀 So, today’s puzzler is asking “What puts the ‘i’ in Silicon Valley?” 🤔💡 Uh, I dunno, maybe it’s the IRS creeping behind that startup you’ve been investing in like it’s stonks? 💸✨😅 Or maybe it’s the smell of burnt VC dreams and overpriced lattes? Don’t even get me started on that 6-Across section — I spent more time on that than Elon Musk spends tweeting about Dogecoin. It took me all my brain cells; I was literally staring at it like “this is fine” 🐻🔥 as my IQ slowly plummeted. And leaked quote from an NYT crossword developer? “We’re here to help you feel smart while you actually seethe about your life choices—like logging into Zoom at 8 AM!” 😂🚨 So hop on over to the Mini Crossword and flex those cerebral muscles! I predict within a year everyone’s gonna try to solve crosswords in 24/7 McDonald’s Wi-Fi hot spots 🍟🚀. Don’t sleep on it, fam!