🧩🚨 CROSSTASTIC CHAOS ALERT 🚨🧩 Y’all ever wake up feeling like a brainiac, only to get smacked with a Mini Crossword that’s *lower-key* than your cousin’s SoundCloud rap? 🙃💔🥴 Like, who orchestrated this puzzle snare? The NYT crossword gods? 😂💀🧙‍♂️ Today’s mini brain-teaser is about as self-referential as my Saturday night existential crisis — it’s basically a literary sorority! 🌊📖 You wanna flex those gray cells, but instead you’re just feeling like this 🐸☕️ and seething in the corner. 🚨 *Fake Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to see if people could even solve anything before breakfast. Turns out they just Googled it. Now we’re suing for emotional damage.” - A guy named Larry, probably. 💼💸 And don’t *get it twisted*, fam! If you’re stuck, just head over to our hints and guidance — it's basically a cheat sheet for you to flex on your friends while they nibbled on avocado toast. 🥑✨ 🔥 BOLD PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll finally accept that all crosswords are *actually* just apps to track your IQ and sell your data to Big Crossword. 💼👽💰 #Stonks So get out there, flex that pencil, and remember: it’s just a puzzle—don’t let it turn you into a meme of a sad frog! 🚀🤡💔