🎉🤡 Attention all Puzzlers, Crossword Warriors, and Wordle Wizards! 🧩🔥 The NYT Mini Crossword is here to save your brain cells from eternal boredom while simultaneously making you question your life choices (seriously, who forgot who’s hosting the 2028 Olympics? 🤦‍♂️). Word on the digital street is that the 5-Across clue is so tricky it might as well be a riddle from the Sphinx 🦁. We got a savvy developer over at NYT saying, “We put the ‘mini’ in Mini Crossword because honestly, who has time for long ones? 💀 #GreatLifeHacks” LMAO, dude, you just got roasted harder than my lunch leftovers! But fr fr, who even needs trivia knowledge when you have Google? Just imagine 👉 Drake pointing to his phone while answering 5-Across: “This is fine,” he says while we all seethe in confusion. And speaking of confusion, did you hear about that new “Crossword AI”? According to reliable (read: made-up) sources, it answers your puzzles while complaining about its existential crisis. 🤖 🧙‍♂️ Pro prediction: in 2028, the only 'hosting' we're doing is a RAVE at the Olympics while solving crosswords on VR headsets. Let’s gooooooo! 🚀💰 Stonks!