🚨🔍 BREAKING NEWS: Mini Crossword Collides with Midwestern Pizza! 🍕🔥 Yo fam, you ever tried to solve the NYT Mini Crossword and felt like you were deciphering ancient hieroglyphics? 🧐💀 Let's be real, today’s crossword is *literally* too lit to quit! Why bother with your feelings when all you need is a slice of pizza and some brain power? Today's Mini Crossword is starting with the nickname of one of my fave Midwestern cities. Spoiler alert: it's not “Land of the Free” and probably involves a deep-dish pizza 🍕🤤 — shoutout to Chi-town! You know, the only place where the pizza is thicker than your mom's love for three-day old leftovers 🤣. Rumor has it that one developer was overheard saying, “If my code was as confusing as this crossword, I'd resign and become a full-time pizza connoisseur.” 🍕💻 So, if you find yourself struggling, just remember: it’s not about the destination, it’s about the carbs you consume in the process. This is fine. 🐶🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction Alert: I bet if crossword puzzles and AI get together, we'll have a chat-bot that serves deep-dish pizza while solving crosswords for us. Get ready for PIZZA-GPT 3000! 🎉🚀 #Stonks or #Cope? You decide.