🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW WORD WARRIORS 🚨: Strands, a wild word-search vomit from the NYT that makes other puzzles look like a toddler's coloring book, is making STRAAAANDs of headlines! 🌊😱 Like, if you thought binging Netflix was peak procrastination, just WAIT until you search for words that are doing loop-de-loops like they’re at an amusement park 🎢😅. So here’s the tea ☕: You connect letters like it's Tinder but with less swiping and more “Huh? How is this even a WORD?!” 🧐💔 And don’t forget the “spangram” which sounds like a fancy pasta dish but really means every letter gets invited to the party! 🍝✨ 👀 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted players to have the thrill of finding a word while questioning their life choices. Fr fr, this is basically the adult version of hide-and-seek!” 🤡💀 But really, who thought “quirky shapes” in a word search would be more popular than a cat meme? 🐱💣 Newsflash: It ain’t *that* deep, y’all! 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Strands will officially replace therapy sessions. Coping mechanisms? Pfft. Just play a word game that makes you question the very fabric of existence! 💰🤖 *Stonks, baby!*