🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨: *NYT Strands* game got me questioning my entire existence, fr fr! 😱💀 You thought you were just looking for words, but *whoa there*, my guy, this is a twisted maze of letters straight outta a Rick and Morty episode! 🌀🤖 So, get this: you’re not just hunting words like a starving raccoon at a garbage can—NOPE! You’re making shapes and patterns. 🦑✨ It’s like a word salad made by a cat 🐱💥 that accidentally sat on the keyboard. "This is fine," they said, while I’m over here like: “I swear if I see one more diagonal letter I’m throwing my phone into the sun!” 🌞🔥 Hot take: *Strands* should just be renamed to "Stranded: A Wordy Despair"! Based on the latest leaks from our “unnamed source” 📈🕵️‍♂️ (aka my friend who just got burned by the game), they said, "I can’t even. I just wanted to feel smart today." 😩🤡 In conclusion, mark my words: Next week, NYT will drop the *Strands* expansion pack where you play against your ex in a battle of wits. Like fr fr 🔥💔💰. The future is chaos, and I’m here for it! 🚀🙌 Share if you're ready to take on the letter apocalypse! 💥📚🔍 #StrandedInStrands