🚨📰 BREAKING: NYT Strands is the Word Search that’s NOT LIKE the Others 😱📚 You heard right, fam. The New York Times is **out here** launching Strands—aka the love child of a word search and a Rube Goldberg machine. 🎢✨ Think classic word hunt, but now it can go diagonal, twist into spaghetti shapes, and hope it doesn't turn into a big ol’ mess like my last relationship. 💔🍝 For real, though, when I opened the game, I thought I was about to drop some knowledge—only to find I was actually learning how to perform a word contortionist act. 🤸‍♂️ Every letter? Yeah, it’s in the answer, buddy. Talk about commitment! 💪🔥 👀 And here’s the kicker: there’s a “spangram” involved? Like fr, who named this thing, Dr. Seuss? 😹 Just a bunch of letters frolicking like, “We could have just been a word, but nah, we’re bound to get funky instead!” 💬 *“Guys, I’m 80% sure the developer was just bored and wanted to make us all suffer,”* said an anonymous source (probably whoever created the game). Prediction time: By 2025, Strands will be so complex that players will require a degree in linguistics AND yoga just to find “cat.” 😤📈 Stonks!!! 🚀 Hit that share, because this NYT chaos deserves a viral spot in meme history! 🔥💯