🚨BREAKING PUZZLE NEWS! 🚨💔 Y’all, today’s NYT Strands puzzle dropped like it was a mixtape nobody asked for! 🎤💩 If you’re looking to flex your brain cells, you'd THINK it’d be easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Well, guess again – it’s like trying to do the stonks dance after getting hit by a truck! 🚑💰 #BrainStrain 🧩 Today's hot mess comes with a side of spangram that has me feeling like I'm decoding NASA transmissions 🛰️ while my brain tries to escape to the Strands Bermuda Triangle. Help me, I’m drowning in vowels! 😱🆘 “Dude, I just wanted to find 3-letter words, not unlock the secrets of the universe,” said a totally made-up dev. “This is fine,” they continued, while their soul left their body. 🔥🤡 But don't worry fam, if you’re having a meltdown: 👉 Click here for the answers (no cap, just don’t tell the NYT I sent you) and let’s escape this puzzle disaster together! 🚀🤖 In other news, hot take? Wordle is my number one therapy session now, and I won’t rest until they make a version with no vowels, just to watch the chaos unfold 😈💀🔮! Share this with someone who needs a lil’ chaos in their life!