🚨💥 HOLD UP, FELLOW PUZZLE SLAYERS! 💥🚨 Breaking news from the elder scrolls of the New York Times: today’s Strands puzzle is like if your grandma got a TikTok account and STILL doesn’t know what a meme is. 🤡💀 I mean, seriously, how many times can we say “flummoxed” before someone throws a Wordle at us? 😩🧩 For anyone still pretending to decipher these ancient hieroglyphs, our daily hints are here! 🔍✨ And let’s just say if your mental state is somewhere between “this is fine” 🔥💩 and “galaxy brain” 🌌🤯, you’ll need them! The Times staffers must’ve just come back from a time-traveling trip with Shakespeare because these clues are wilder than my search history! “Yo, what even is a ‘cobblestone’?” *leaked quote from a confused Gen Z intern* 😂 So if you're tired of kissing your IQ goodbye while decoding what could easily be a spell from Harry Potter, hit that link for today’s hints and answers! 🐉🪄 Don’t let these boomer words dunk on you, fam! 💪💰 **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 10 years, NYT Strands will just be a picture of a cat and $500 stonks. Get ready! 🚀👀**