🚨 ATTENTION WORD NERDS 🚨🔍 Is it just me, or did today's NYT Connections hit harder than that one time you tried to explain TikTok to your grandma? 💀💀 Like, buckle up because we’re diving into this purple puzzle beast that’s more confusing than a cat on a Roomba! 🐱🤖 So, rumor has it the NYT hired a group of malevolent squirrels 🐿️ to craft this spell of linguistic torture. One of their developers was like, “I dunno, bro, just throw in some obsolete English major vibes and call it a day.” STONKS 💰? More like STONKS TO THE GROUND! 🚀🙈 And let’s be real: if you don’t feel your brain expanding like a galaxy brain meme when solving the purple category, are you even trying? 🤯🔥 It’s giving “This is fine” while your Wordle stats crawl back to the Stone Age. 🙃💩 Validated replaying the same 90s nostalgia trip celebrity quiz over and over, peeps! 🔥 Hot take: if NYT doesn’t release a “Words That Make You Rage Quit” edition, I’m calling for a word revolution! ✊💥 So, grab your keyboards and prepare to either break 5,000 keyboards or become the next puzzle master galactic overlord. No cap. 💀🚀 #PuzzlePandemonium #NYTConnections #WordsOfWisdom✨