🚨💔🧩 Yo, word nerds! Are you ready to solve the most epic puzzle of your life? Or should I say, the most *boring* puzzle of your life? Get ready for the New York Times Connections puzzle, where words go to die and brain cells commit seppuku. 💀🧠💔 Today's hint: 🌈 Get ready to pray to the god of Monopoly because if you’re green, you’re about to flex on your friends HARD. ✌️💰 The categories are wilder than your uncle at a family BBQ—if you can guess what “green” is, you deserve a Nobel Prize in “Not Boring!” 🤡 And BREAKING NEWS: The Times unleashed a Connections Bot, aka the robot overlord of disappointment. 🤖🔥 Like, who needs emotional connection when you've got AI spitting out answers like it's a 2012 meme format? 😂 Developer quote leak: "Honestly, our bot is like a toddler on Red Bull—chaotic and unpredictable. 😂 But it gets the job done. No cap." So, put down the crypto and grab your dictionary because this is about to get real. 🔍🚀 Hot take alert: In 2024, *everyone* will be so obsessed with AI that we'll start calling actual friendships “deprecated.” Get ready to make “Connections” with your robot friends—not IRL, though, that’s cringe. 🤯✨