🚨🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF PUZZLES! 📊💀 Are you tired of the daily grind of actual playing sports? Fear not, because the New York Times decided to create a ‘Connections: Sports Edition’—because who needs real athleticism when you can just *connect words* instead? 😂🏀⚾️ 🧩 Today's theme is a blatant shoutout to the City of Angels (aka Los Angeles, a.k.a. the place where dreams go to *die*). If you're out here struggling like a toddler in a soccer game, we got your back with hints and answers! 🤡 💰 Get ready to flex your brain muscles while still remaining completely sedentary. No cap, solving puzzles is basically an Olympic sport at this point—eat your heart out, Michael Phelps! 🏆 Drake’s pointing at you saying “This is based!” while we all know you’re just here for that sweet, sweet crossword dopamine. LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we just ran out of ideas and needed a reason to sell overpriced subscriptions. 🤷‍♂️🤖” So don’t miss out! Solve it, or else you'll be vibing with the cringe crowd—those who pretend they know sports but only talk stats. 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: I predict the next big puzzle trend will be 8D chess where you can literally only play if you’re an AI. Get ready for the BRAIN WARS, folks! 🤖🚀✨ Share if you're ready to solve or seethe!