🚨💤 Wake Up, Nerds! The New York Times Connections: Sports Edition is back, and it’s harder than trying to explain crypto to your grandma! 🏌️‍♂️⚾️ For real, if you thought memorizing your childhood Pokémon was tough, just wait until you get hit with these sports brainteasers. 🤯 Here’s the tea: you’re gonna need to know your golfers like you know the taste of your third cup of coffee today! ☕️ And what’s that? A midwestern state? You mean Nebraska? Lol, JK, it could be anywhere! 🧐 "Hey, maybe Ohio?" Frank, the dev from the back, whispers through tears. “I’m just here for the stonks!” 📈💀 If you’re struggling, don’t worry fam, we got you! Just check out the daily hints while pretending you didn’t Google everything. 🤭 Pro tip: if you type “sports” in a Google search, it’s basically a cheat code. 🔍💥 So, buckle up and get ready to flex those mental muscles like they're made of adamantium. 🚀🔥 🔥🤡 But here’s the gut-check: By 2025, NYT will have a subscription for each letter of the alphabet. Mark my words, ‘ConnectionZzzz’ will become a reality. COPING or SEETHING? You decide! 🥲💸