🚨👀 BREAKING: Today’s NYT Connections is here and it’s basically the Super Bowl of word puzzles! 🏆💡 If you’re still Googling “what’s a sport?” 🤡 then these hints are your training wheels. Forget about that existential crisis you had on your lunch break! 🥴 Here’s the vibe: 💚 YELLOW category? Easy peasy, you’re almost a sports genius. But let’s not even talk about the GREEN category; 🔥 that’s just practice for using words that don’t matter! Now, the REAL drama happens in the “other” categories. 😱 If you don't get those right, just throw your phone out the window and start using smoke signals instead. 🚀 MFS out here just trying to connect “basketball” with “football” like we're living in a crossover episode of a bad sitcom. Let’s just say my brain’s galaxy mode was activated, but all I got was a black hole of confusion 🙃💫. And listen closely, because I heard from a *very credible* source (okay, it was my cat 🐱) that if you can't nail this today, you are NOT getting into heaven. 😈🔥 So level up, fam. Make it a DO or DO NOT situation and flex those wordy muscles. 💪 Hot take: Next week, NYT will drop a “TikTok Dance Edition” because words? LOL, who needs them when you can just floss! 💃🕺💀 #Based #NoCap