🚨 BREAKING NEWS in the realm of "Who Even Cares?" 🚨 📰 Brace yourselves, sports fans and casual puzzlers alike! It’s your daily slice of NYT Connections: Sports Edition 🍕 for October 19th, #391, and spoiler alert—this puzzle is more complicated than understanding why the Lions still exist in the NFL! 🤡💀 🧩 Trying to connect sports jargon like your ex trying to reconnect with their college degree? 😳 While you’re busy Googling “How do I solve this?” we’ve got your back lol 🤣. Today's categories are juicier than a LeBron dunk, so come get these hints before your brain gives up and you throw your phone like a QB under pressure! 📱💥 🗣️ “I wanted to make the puzzle easier, but my boss said no one wants to actually get it right” — probably some NYT dev, no cap. 🚀💀 So, bust out that brain and let’s pretend we’re all athletes for a sec—Hit those connections like Tom Brady hitting a retirement home (sorry, TB12) 🙃. 🔥 Prediction alert: By the end of this week, NYT will release a ‘Connections’ edition that’s just a cat meme grid. Yup, I said it. Prepare for *more* chaos! 🐱📈 Share this chaos with your fellow puzzle warriors! The only connection we need is high-speed internet🚀💰.