🚨🏀📜 BREAKING NEWS: The NYT Connections Sports Edition is out and it’s making me question every life choice I've ever made! 💀💔 Like, how can something so boring feel like running a marathon in flip-flops? 🤡😩 🧐💡 HINTS? Yeah, more like "Hints to Make You Cry™." If you're Angeleno, congrats, you've unlocked the “Why Do I Even Try?” achievement! 🌴🤣 Just remember: sports are for athletes, puzzles are for nerds, and this edition is serving major “Rookie Mistake” vibes! 🥴 🔥 Check it: Our pizza-fueled “leaked” convo with the dev team: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “Are these puzzles too hard?” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: “Nah, just make them feel like climbing Everest for casual gamers.” 👨‍💻 Dev #1: "You mean, like, for people who want to seethe at their screens?" *Cue eternal cringe* 🙌👀 So, what are the answers? 🤔💭 You're in the wrong place if you're looking for free answers! Go find a website or something, stonks!📈🚀 💥 UNHINGED TAKE: The next NYT Connections edition will be a 10-hour livestream of a potato growing. 💰💸🤖 #BasedAndCringe