🚨📰Listen up, puzzle warriors and sports enthusiasts! Today’s Connections: Sports Edition is here, and NO, it’s not just a “do you even lift” moment. 🏋️‍♂️💪 Prepare for a brain workout that makes CrossFit look like child’s play! 🧠💥 So, you think “figure” and “8” can cozy up in a puzzle? 😂 Nah fam, that’d be too easy—like trying to find a stonk that’s NOT crashing. 📉📉 The New York Times is serving up challenges like they’re trying to unlock the secrets of the universe, and we’re here for it! 🔑✨ But wait, there's MORE! If your brain is firing on all cylinders (or you’ve just been caffeinated into another dimension) and you still can’t figure out the answers, I got you! Here are some "leaked" developer insights: “If you see ‘sports’ and ‘fail,’ just know we’re roasting our own failures.” 😭🔥 So grab your friends, throw some shade, and dive into this chaotic puzzle fiesta. 🤡💀 But remember, if you don’t solve it, you’re just the “this is fine” meme in a room full of fire. 🔥💀 🔥💥Hot take: By 2025, NYT will offer a subscription just for readers who can solve these puzzles without losing their will to live! You heard it here first! 🚀 #subscribeorcry