🚨🔍 *BREAKING: New York Times Dropping 100% NON-AMERICAN CONTENT in Sports Puzzle?* 🤯💀 So, today’s NYT Connections is just *chef’s kiss* of pure brainrot.😵‍💫 You thought it was gonna be a breezy stroll through Sports, but nah fam, they threw in a term so foreign it *might as well be from another dimension*. 🤖🛸 Rumor has it, when a developer was asked about this alien terminology, they simply replied, “Alex, I *swear* it’s not just soccer! 😂” Yeah buddy, do you expect me to pull out a dictionary or what? 🤨📚 Everyone’s out here trying to flex their brain muscles, but it’s just a game of “guess that word” while the developers go full Rick and Morty in the background: “Wubba lubba dub dub, let’s confuse everyone!” 🤪 So if you’re feeling like a true player in the SHENANIGANS that is NYT, swipe up 😤 and get those hints because, fr fr, this is why we can’t have nice things! 💸💀 *HOT TAKE*: I predict that within 5 years, NYT will completely pivot to TikTok-style puzzles, where you solve with a dance-off instead of words. 😂🚀 *Get ready for the NYT Dance Edition!* #stonks 💰🔥✨