🚨🏈💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR SPORTS BRACKETS, FOLKS! It’s time for the most IMPORTANT literary event since Shakespeare wrote the first ill-advised sequel to "Romeo and Juliet!" The New York Times just dropped its Connections: Sports Edition, and lemme tell you, it’s heavier than a lineman at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 🍔🏋️‍♂️ What’s popping? If you can name five West Coast teams without Googling, you’re officially a certified sports guru! 🌊💪 But for the rest of you coping with a severe case of “Who even plays sports in Oregon?” here’s the tea: today’s hints and answers are just a click away! 🔍💸 But like, why is it just sports? It’s 2023, fam! What about sports-Adjacent activities like competitive hot dog eating or eSports? 🤔 Can we connect the dots (or should I say “intersect the Connection”?) between hand-eye coordination in FIFA and FRIV games?! 🎮🔗 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🔥: "We thought people would rather debate if the Dodgers are better than the Giants rather than just, like, play WORDLE. But who even knows?!" 😂💀 So, get ready to elevate your crossword skills because they’re “out of beta” now, which means they can finally pull a Kaep and take a stand! 🚀💰 And here’s a hot take for ya: in 2050, we’ll be mentally connecting sports teams to cryptocurrency trends! 🤑👾 #Stonks 📈🐐🔗 So don your playoff jerseys and go flex on your friends with those CONNECTIONS! 🍕🏆