🚨📰 BREAKING: The New York Times Connections Puzzle is BACK, and we hope you’ve got your durability potions ready because this one is about to hit like a brick! 🤯💥 #756 is here, and it’s like they’ve fed the algorithm pure chaos 🌀. 🔥💀 For real tho, today’s purple category is giving heavy "18th-century whaling ships spelled backwards minus three letters" vibes. Like, who’s even playing this game? You’ve got a better chance of winning the lottery than guessing this nonsense. **👀 Drake Pointing:** “Not my vibe!” 🧩💡 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just put random categories and see if players seethe. It's the new engagement strategy. 💀” No cap! Meanwhile, if you find even ONE of today’s hints useful, congratulate yourself with a participation trophy because we’re ALL just trying to survive the daily grind of brain gymnastic puzzles. 🛑👾 Hot take: I predict the next NYT puzzle will involve assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded. Because if you're gonna suffer, might as well be absolutely BOGGLED! 🤪😂💸 Share this with your puzzle squad, because if we’re gonna fail, let’s fail together! #StonksToTheMoon 🚀💰💯