🚨 *NYT Connections Alert* 🚨 Okay, we gotta talk about the elephant in the (puzzle) room. NO CAP, have you tried today’s #752 NYT Connections? 🤯 It’s like they said, “How can we make this painful and sweaty for everyone?” 🔥🔥 You ever seen that “This is fine” meme? Yeah, it’s basically you trying to unscramble words while the world burns around you. 🔥💀 Don’t worry tho, fam – I got the hints! 💭 *Rumor has it that NYT's new Connections Bot is just their intern Gary trying to survive the daily crossword crisis.* 💻🤖 *“I just wanted to finish my coffee, but they put me in charge of teaching these humans,” Gary allegedly weeped.* The trick today? Look for those sneaky purple categories 🙆‍♂️✨ You know, the ones that are like a well-cooked steak in a vegan restaurant: way too hard to digest. Also, word on the street (or in the server rooms 🖥️) is that if you drop the word "bot" in the puzzle, you’ll unlock a secret level of existential dread! 😱👾 Get ready to flex that brain muscle 💪 and remember: if you fail, just blame it on the bot. And in 2024? I’m predicting the NYT will replace words with emojis entirely. 🌍✨💩 #Based #Stonks #HindsightIs2020