🌟📅 BREAKING 🌟: Today's NYT Connections is here, and it’s easier than your ex’s excuses 🤡. Forget the logic, lemme hit you with the deets like I'm Michael Scott trying to explain sales strategies. 💸🚀 🧩 First off, if you’ve been living under a rock or just vibing with your pet rock, here’s the tea ☕: the purple group in today’s Connections puzzle is more chill than a cat napping on a windowsill. 😼🌞 I mean, I get that we’re connecting words, but they feel more like emojis at this point. "Purple group? More like the grape squad!" 🍇💜 🔍 As usual, NYT dropped a Connections Bot 🦾 that’s probably just a glorified calculator pretending to be an AI. Like, why am I getting a score? Pretty sure my brain is on a permanent vacation…📉💀 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to add suspense, so we just… didn't. 🤷‍♂️” This is fine! 🤷‍♀️ Just remember, if you’re not scoring like LeBron dropping 40, you might as well be playing Candy Crush on your grandma's old flip phone. 📱💔 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, I predict the next Internet craze will be people connecting IRL 🤝, and we’ll all be like “spell check? what’s that?” #DoomScrollOrDie ✌️😂