🚨💔 Put your game faces on, nerds, because today’s NYT Connections puzzle is here to ruin your self-esteem! (Like, can we just talk about how our brains feel like overcooked spaghetti trying to decode these clues? 🍝🤡) But wait, there's more! With the new Connections Bot making its debut, it's like the NYT turned into that friend who’s just too good at everything—fr fr, we’re SEETHING! 🥴💀 Imagine typing “I literally have no idea what a ‘purple group’ is” and the bot is like: “You should’ve stayed in school, fam.” *Facepalm* 🙈 And let’s not forget the painfully relatable feeling of staring at your phone while this little gremlin puppet named “Connections Bot” gives you side-eye on your dungy couch. 💰 (Shoutout to my fellow puzzle addicts crying into their avocado toast! 🥑💔) 🚀 Here’s the real tea: If you guess “Blue” first instead of “Green” you might as well grab your therapy appointment, because we’re diving into the deep end of cringe! 🤦‍♂️🌊 And what’s my hot take? I predict **Connections bots will take over the world and leave humanity in a crossword-shaped apocalypse**. At least we’ll know the last thing we did before the robots seized control was struggle to connect “calories” and “cabbage.” 📉👽🔥💥 #Stonks #MemeChaos